Five questions. Two minutes. Augie reads every one of these himself and replies within two business days — with a straight answer about whether he's the right person for it, and roughly what it would cost.
Within two business days. A straight answer: whether I'm the right person, roughly what it costs, and what I'd recommend. If your job is outside my lane, I'll say so and point you at someone good. That reply costs you nothing.
$750, credited in full against whatever you decide to do. Ten pages, plain English: what's broken, in what order it matters, what each fix costs. Yours to keep.
No pressure and no follow-up sequence. You'll have the audit either way, and you can take it to anyone.